Listen, I know that everybody likes to be all positive and supportive on these blogs, but that clearly won't work for me. So here it is Bloggers...your big moment: I NEED AN INTERVENTION!
You've been dying to slap and shake every false-starter out there (maybe even yourself at times). Time to cut the crap. Today, I almost wrote, "All is not lost...Friday was supposed to be an off-day, I'll just shift the schedule." NO! NO MORE RATIONALIZATIONS! NO MORE EXCUSES!
I know this might be a little out of your comfort zone, but it's time to deliver the necessary flogging. If it makes you feel better, write it to yourself.
Here, I'll get you started:
You've been flapping your gums so long about this training, I almost confused them for the backs of your arms! Now get your ass to the pool! (Ooh...burn.)
Alright...give me your worst!
5 comments:
Uh, let's see, "get your ass in the pool so when we run the Cornman, I don't smoke you like you're out of fuel!" :-)
Because you haven't seen _The Empire Strikes Back_ I'll paraphrase Coach Tammy, instead of Yoda: "Do. Or do not, and there is no tri."
Out of my comfort zone? Please...girl, get your arse to the pool, nuff talk!
I make myself get going by remembering how clear my head will be when I finish...uh, maybe that only works if you are a crazy, worrying, rationalizing, overthinking gal like myself but anyway...you'll feel fantastic and then you can have a cocktail!! (That's my other trick to get my butt moving...) So get going, you better not be reading this until after your workout!
Besides, there will be no DNF next year when I am on the sidelines so either it will be a really hard finish or a slightly less hard finish, you decide!
Stacey
Wow, read above with a menacing, threatening voice, it feels good!
Think about it like I think about the 400m sprint. You go slow, you go fast, it's going to hurt either way and it is going to kick your ass. I don't know about you, but I like to look good even when I lose, so get it together and don't act like your so new. I don't care if you got to fake enthusiasm and happy, high school should have more than prepared you for this.
-Sunny
Ahhhhh. Much better! Just what the doctor ordered.
Duane: You are ON, my friend! A new nemesis in the making???
Brent: I think you may have given me a reason to reconsider my position on Star Wars.
Stacey: If you go to AZ with me next year, I WON'T LET YOU DOWN. (I'll even practice my wrestling moves so they CAN'T take my chip away!)
Sunny: That's what I'm talkin' about. Unleash that ROTC wrath!!!
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