Thursday, July 12, 2007

Corn Flu Epidemic '07

Well, I've been in Iowa for a week and a half, and I think I've come down with the Corn Flu.

Avian Flu or Corn Flu?

Symptoms: Vomiting every morning...headaches, sore throat, achy all over, uncontrollable napping and whining.

I had better get down to the CDC...


Duane said...

I think you need some corn casserole, followed by some corn pudding! As they say "fight corn with corn" Sorry, that was "corny". You're not with junior cob are you?
Okay, to make you feel better:
2 corn cobs were walking downtown and the first cob noticed that they were being followed by another strange cob everywhere they went. The first cob whispered to the second cob "Don't look know but I think we are being followed by a stalker"

Q: Why should you never make important arrangements with a piece of corn?

A: Because corn flakes.

Hope you feel better real soon!

KrissyGo! said...

Folks, this corn epidemic is more serious than the initial reports. :D