Paper-Writing Season

Can't I just turn this in for my final project?

Some New Leaves

From my front yard. I love Iowa.

I Break Like the What?

I can't say for certain, but I think this might be the first song anyone ever dedicated to me. Unfortunately, I'm equally uncertain as to whether or not he's making fun of me.

Thanks, Mike.

Holy Crap, I Can't Believe This Exists

Chocolatey goodness AND fat-free?!
And a serving is TWO bars?!

I'm freaking out!

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 2 bars (101g)
Servings Per Container 6
Amount Per Serving Calories 70 Calories from Fat 0 % Daily Values** Total Fat 0.5g 1% Saturated Fat 0g 0% Trans Fat 0g Cholesterol less than 0mg 0% Sodium 90mg 4% Potassium 210mg 6% Total Carbohydrate 17g 6% Dietary Fiber 6g 24% Sugars 7g Sorbitol 2g Protein 4g 8%

I've Got a Can Opener...

Easy Soysage Omelet with Black Bean and Corn Salsa

...and I'm not afraid to use it.

No foolin'.